Father's Day

No such thing for Mexican dads. I think I bought my dad a pair of 501's when he was around. Felt bad about using his social on my taxes that year. Then when he died I bought him another pair to be buried in. Patriarchs are not so much revered as they are feared and kept at a safe distance. I think its better that way. Babies are small and they are out of school so I wont be getting my share of the Mother's Day art projects from the boys. No ceramic ashtrays for me... They don't exactly encourage smoking at school anymore anyway. No neck ties either cause I cant get a job yet.

What I really want is a 12 pack and a little solitude. Too much to ask?